theclearlydope:

Sex and french fries? We as human beings aren’t built with that much will power. FREE LOS!

alcoholicgifts:

understandable tbh

(Source: hotwiredmyheart)

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning Internet: A masturbation catch all. 

mushroomsandweed:

I’d jump their bones. At the same time.

theclearlydope:

Clearly Steve Jobs’ lasting legacy … He created a bunch of assholes. 

thedailywhat:

Click here for more put upon first world children bemoaning their lack of a White iPhone Christmas.

[@garannm.]

theclearlydope:

Guess she didn’t get an iPhone either.

(Source: peterfromtexas)

theclearlydope:

Story of my life. 

(Source: hoargasm)

theclearlydope:

I’m going to Cleveland on Wednesday for a photo shoot. Anything I should see/eat? On a side note, here’s a photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger being eaten by an alligator under a fancy pool table. 

theclearlydope:

I’m not going to hate because it looks much better than my “Vegas style Solitaire” themed Pontiac Vibe.

(Source: literallysame)

theclearlydope:

I fear that they aren’t wearing any pants.

(Source: szymon)

theclearlydope:

Homeless bear says F*CK THE POLICE.

bunnyfood:

I do what I want

(Source: thewhatever)